Monday, 16 January 2012

The Sweet Peril

So they were arguing again. I’ve learnt overtime not to join if I have a term paper or anything better to do but since I didn’t and the topic seemed interesting I allowed myself to be dragged into it. The thing about these arguments is that they could start off with something like “The best car to buy is a Range Rover” and end up arguing about “how Igbo girls are the finest”. It never seems to end as people keep fueling the argument with diverse opinions and most times unrelated argumentative topics. Anyways mid way into our typical argument, one of the guys blurted out that he was surely going to cheat on his wife. Whoa! I know the fidelity rates have been going downhill for a long time now but I have never heard or seen someone who has predetermined to cheat even before being ‘tempted by evil’ to do so. So it got me thinking and the short story below is the result….
Critically, she watched her husband as he got ready for work in his black designer suit, whistling an old tune. Why was he in such a good mood today? It almost felt as if he knew. They had been married for only six years but it felt like a lifetime to her. So long ago, when they had stood before family and friends at the altar and taken their solemn vows. It only took few days shy of their wedding day for her realize that all that was just a ceremony and nothing more to Lanre. Lanre taught her a lot of lessons. He was a patient teacher repeating the lessons over and over until his naïve student finally caught on.
At first she resigned to the role of the diminutive wife feigning ignorance of her darling husband’s escapades. For six years, she had tried to do everything to please him and keep him satisfied at home but it never seemed enough. He was plagued with the wanderlust. He always had to stay back and work late or go on business trips out of town he claimed but she knew better. After going to the office on several occasions only to discover that none of his coworkers were in the knowing.
He had taught her how to be a good actress. It was an art she had learnt from the master Lanre himself. She had come to know all her lines and the exact way to say them per time. To their neighbors we were the loving inseparable Mr. and Mrs. Smith. One could say they were good at keeping up appearances but to Lanre it was the real deal. The problem with him was he felt smart in fact too smart for his own good and he had never learnt how and when to draw the line.  She would have continued living like that especially since he made sure she lacked nothing, except this time he had gone too far. Haba! The landlord’s daughter!  There is only so much a woman can take.
Her judgmental thoughts were interrupted by his voice asking her to help straighten his tie. As she did it and gave him his last kiss on the cheek, she smiled because in a matter of minutes, a permanent end will come to all his charades.

Yours sincerely,


  1. Wow! I don't know why staying faithful can be such a problem for most men smh!

  2. It's a very sad phenomon. Thanks for visiting :)!

  3. I hope the woman doesn't do something drastic. As for the guy that already affirmed that he would def cheat on his wife, sorry for him.

  4. "permament end" scares me but why oh why. A guy once told me that no matter how well prepared ur fav meal of jollof rice is, sometimes you just want that roadside moi moi for the fun of it. Nice space. Now following ur blog. Check out mine too

    1. I know oh, my cousin gan gan told me that somebody cannot eat eguisi soup everyday, u can imagine.

  5. Hi Cee. Love your blog too! Thanks for stopping by at mine. Cheers girl!

  6. I really don't know why been faithful is so hard for especially men oh...

  7. 'permanent end ke' sounds like she wants to 'end' him permanently.*shudders*

    Very well written, dear.

    I do hold out hope though that Mr. Me will be faithful cos I always view unfaithfulness as disrespectful.


  8. @Che: I hope so too but a part of me feels she should do her worst because he deserves whatever he gets!
    @Toinlicious: Wow! That's quite sad! its annoying to think that someone will cheat just for the fun of it.
    Thanks for visiting:)!
    @Coy~Introvert: *SMH* May God help us all! Funny how the men who cheat can't tolerate the same from their women.

  9. @RemiRoy: Yay! I'm glad you do
    @Bee: loool! A lady has to do what a lady has to do ;)!
    Its funny the different interpretations of the 'end' I've heard so far.
    1.One of my friend feels she strangled him with his tie
    2.Another said his breakfast is poisened
    3.Divorce papers with a very large settlement
    4.A confrontation which leads to his total repentance
    5.Hired killers
    6.She leaves him for good

    In my opinion, he deserves whatever you imagine she does to him;)!